The Swiss Sensation is Stiff Competition!

Charles Zolty, a.k.a. The Swiss Sensation, can already do 42 push-ups in a row. Wow! He just moved up in the rankings to 4th place. Check out the image as he drops 42 push-ups on Agudath South’s floor.

Needless to say, Charlie still has some ways to go as you can see his arms may be a little too spread out. Don’t forget to watch the push-up how to video to make sure you are not disqualified from the event.

We are still looking for some more competitors. Please forward this website to your friends and family or anyone who you think may be interested.

Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is!

Hey Losers!

Training is coming along for some of us. We currently have six competitors. Here are the athletes in a particular order.

• Ariel “The Winner” Remer
• Moishe “Did I just cough up a lung” Eichorn
• Elchanan “no one is afraid of you” Plonka
• Charlie “Are Europeans even athletic” Zolty
• Barry “I didn’t know my legs can go this fast” Nussbaum
• Benzion “Why did I join” Zlotnick
• Chaim “If I am in last place can I still get my money back” Rivlin

As you can see there is really no competition and winning this is going to be a breeze for me. I have also decided to put in my $100 as I am confident I will get it back in the summer. If you or anyone you know is interested in joining The Decathlon please contact me at your own convenience. I would love to take more people’s money.

A little trash talking!

As I am the odds on favorite to win The Decathlon because I am an athlete, who do you think are your best bets? Rivlin has the best odds but he is a serious long shot.